mp3: http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune-the-news/auto-tune-the-news-number-8?pytr=gregorybrothers
iphone auto-tune app: http://iamtpain.smule.com/
We were honored to be joined in our newsmangling by Chairman Pain of the Federal Commission of T-Pain. Find him here:
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Lyrics:
JB: Imagine with me for a moment.
Imagine an America.
Imagine a world
Where people pop the hood of their cars
And they see stamped on an electronic motor the words:
“Made in America.”
All: Made in America! Made in America!
JB: Imagine, imagine…
All: Made in America! Made in America!
JB: That’s what I want to imagine!
All: God bless y’all.
MV: Now I wanna be part of the solution and not the problem.
I gotta start somewhere, gotta crawl before I walk.
All: Ay! Crawl before I walk, ay! Crawl before I walk!
EG & SG: Before he flies like an Eagle.
EG: woo!
SVP: Michael Vick served his time, he paid his debt to society and now,
he has either earned or been given another chance.
SVP,EG,SG: Another chaaaance!
MR: Katie Couric is off today.
AG: But I’m still lookin at a fine shawtay-ay-ay.
MR: I’m Maggie Rodriguez.
AG: Nice to meet you, boo. Let’s talk about the noo-ews.
MR: The city of New York is declaring a war on geese
And some animal activists are crying
AG: Crying?
MR: Crying
AG: Crying?
MR: Crying foul.
AG: Crying how?
MR: Crying fowl.
AG: oh
MR: Birds can become a feathered foe if they collide with airplanes
AG: True.
MR: Operation Goose-Be-Gone involves reducing the population within five miles of the airport
Both: Those geese are cooked. Those geese are cooked, cooked, cooked.
MR: Wildlife experts and the FAA agree
Both: Those geese are cooked.
AG: The Federal Commission of Me agrees
Both: Those geese are cooked.
AG: Now they livin on a wing and a prayer
Both: A wing and a prayer
AG: How many geese?
MR: Two thousand geese.
AG: That’s a lot of geese.
MR: Those geese are f—ed.
AG: So sad and so tasty for my helpless flyin homies.
MR: The debate continues in New York, but for now
Both: Those geese are cooked, cooked.
CG: As you can see from the chart,
A massive fire-breathing Debt and Deficit Dragon
CG: I have a chart.
CC: He has a chart!
CG: I have a chart.
CC: A dragon chart!
CG: The surtax is painful to the goose,
Lethal to the goose
CC: Which goose?
CG: The goose that lays the golden egg
CC: My favorite goose
CG: The goose that lays, the goose that lays, lays the golden egg.
CC: That goose is cooked, cooked, cooked!
JE: Am I wasted or did that really transpire?
So many metaphors my brain is on fire.
*phone* Ay!
TPain: Ay!
JE: Ay!
TPain: Ay!
JE: Aaaay!
TPain: Tell Katie-Coo, stop screenin my calls.
Or else, she gon be on
Very thin ice
JE: Very thin ice
KC: Very thin ice
All: Very thin ice
JE: Sing it T-Pain, geese are on
All: Very thin ice
MR: Those geese are cooked, those geese are cooked, cooked.
SVP: Give ‘em another chance.
CG: The goose that lays the golden egg!
MR: Those geese are f—-ed. Those geese are
All: Made in America, made in America
SVP: Michael Vick served his time
JE: But he’s on very thin ice
All: Very thin ice. Very very very thin ice.
CG: I have a chart.
MG: I have a mullet.
CG: I have a chart.
MG: I’m offerin you a piece of bread. How could you possibly refuse a man with a mullet.
piece of BREEAAD!
Duration : 0:3:33
This thing has 25 Comments
Hahaha I cracked up …
Hahaha I cracked up, those geese are ******!
@JuggaloOzi they …
@JuggaloOzi they killed her? (O_o)
Made a custom ring …
Made a custom ring tone from 2:25 to 3:03 of this video on tube2tone(.]com
HE HAS A CHART! >:3
HE HAS A CHART! >:3
they’re playing the …
they’re playing the music to alter the voices. and the timing put into that takes amazing skill. i cant even do nothing close to that
My absolute …
My absolute favorite one
This one was easily …
This one was easily the best.
They killed Katie lol
@7831549
Who …
@7831549
Who needs jobs when the retards overseas except paper?!
more jobs for the …
more jobs for the American people, quality control. not that other countries don’t make quality things, not saying that at all, but the operation doesn’t have to be overseen across the globe rather than down the street.
My favorite goose!
My favorite goose!
LOL MULLET BREAD
LOL MULLET BREAD
i want to see you …
i want to see you do something like this.. it’s something that you should enjoy and they did make it a bit by hard editing and auto-tuning it.. :\
Ohh.. I’m sorry.
Ohh.. I’m sorry.
I’m talking about …
I’m talking about what Joe Biden is saying
How is this making …
How is this making their own shit? They’re auto tuning the news…? …
I think that this s …
I think that this s the best Auto-Tune that has been made imo.
and where can i get …
and where can i get it ? or i cant get it ?
they MADE the beat
they MADE the beat
whats the beat from …
whats the beat from ? loved it
thanks mike
and …
thanks mike
and @mentalSentinel we are not obsessed weith it but the whole reason our economy sucks is because all of our stuff is imported
why are you …
why are you americans so obsessed with making your own shit
What’s the song of …
What’s the song of this beat?
@idroppedmybeans
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@idroppedmybeans
Sen. Junkie Einstein = Michael Gregory.
okay just wondering …
okay just wondering…which one of you guys plays the junkie senator? he is awesome
where can i get the …
where can i get the beat?