Auto-Tune the News #5: lettuce regulation. American blessings.
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Lyrics:
ML: Any world order
That elevates one nation over another
Will fall flat
SG: Ah, snap
ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism
SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves.
ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better.
SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space!
JB: God bless America!
All: Ay!
JB: Gah-awd bless America!
All: Ay!!
JB: God bless, God God bless
God bless America!!
All: Ay-men!!!
SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it…
MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit.
SB: You smoke your lettuce.
MG: Believe me, I’ve tried.
SB: You’re gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco.
MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato – burnin salad in my throat!
RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce.
MG: You can warn me all you want, but you’ll never stop my leafy green fetish.
SB: It’s not the nicotine that kills! It’s the smoooooke! The smooooooke.
Cancer: it’s the smoke.
Heart disease: it’s the smoke.
Respiratory disease: it’s the smoooooooke!
It’s the, it’s the inhalation, it’s the smooooke, the smooooooke.
If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it’s okay. It’s the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke!
SG: The more produce we come across, the more problems we see.
KC: Some companies say they’ve received hundreds of applications for just a single opening.
One man sent a shoooooe to his prospective employer
EG: Shawtayee, don’t you know
That Air Jordan was from meeee?
KC: I wore a long, white eyelet dress and a floppy white hat
And carried a walking stick
EG: Oo-wee! Am I crazy, am I trippin on shrooms
Or you singin bout pimpin on the late night news?
Katie Coo, baby boo, you got swagga like a star
Don’t stop, real talk, we gon take it to the charts!
You can be
KC: Lady Gaga
EG: I can be
KC: T-Pain
EG: We can be
KC: Bringing on the boogie
EG: Droppin rhymes like rain
You can be
KC: Lady Gaga
EG: I can be
KC: T-Pain
Both: Bringing on the boogie
EG: With floppy hats and pimp canes
LC: We’ve got some breaking news
Let’s go to Tracy Burns–she’s got all the news
TB: Actually, Liz, I think you wanna jump up to Robert
Robert: Tracy, baby, you crazy
I don’t know what the hell’s goin on
Or where the camera belongs
Let’s go to Nicole
NP: Me?
Robert: Yeah, you
NP: Me?
Robert: Baby boo
NP: Me?
Robert: Whooo-ooooooooh
NP: Me?
Robert: Nicole don’t know; let’s throw it to Joe
Joe: Uh, you know, I’m, uh, tryna get a hold of this myself
Breaking news guys, um
I, I don’t have it, Liz, I have to send it back down to you
I’m afraid
LC: Okay, that’s okay
But the basics of it is
Clearly this is a fascinating story
Duration : 0:3:26
Tags: AutoTune, buyer, indiana, JoeBiden, KatieCouric, lettuce, news, politics, RachelMaddow, schuster, Steve





May 23rd, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Barack Obrama….?? …
Barack Obrama….?? wow
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:35 pm
@Paperclip2 traitor …
@Paperclip2 traitor!!! the queen shall have your head!!!!
(some how that sounded naughty)
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:35 pm
IT’S THE …
IT’S THE smoooookeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Lady Gaga’s rep is …
Lady Gaga’s rep is dismissing reports that the singer subsists on baby food in order to stay slim “”" Naked LadyGaga . C00 M”"”
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:35 pm
ZOMFG u guys rock …
ZOMFG u guys rock teh casba
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Cannot get over the …
Cannot get over the “Barack Obrama” at the beginning
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:35 pm
It’s the SMOKE~
It’s the SMOKE~
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:35 pm
@krazydude34 And it …
@krazydude34 And it seems you missed the point of his argument.
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
@Paperclip2
lol xD
@Paperclip2
lol xD
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
I kept singing “God …
I kept singing “God Bless America!” in lesson, I got a lot of weird looks because I’m British.
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Evan is sooooo hot!
Evan is sooooo hot!
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
I love how you guys …
I love how you guys edited and made it, “bleh-blessed nation.” Don’t know if it was intentional or not, but regardless it is epic and necessary because the idea that the United States (or any other nation) is blessed is simply moronic.
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
God bless America …
God bless America god god bless America
It’s the smoooOOOooOoke
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
The lettuce smoking …
The lettuce smoking guy is a complete idiot. Who voted for him? Lettuce and tobaco are two totally different things
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
its the smooooooke!!
its the smooooooke!!
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
i think this is the …
i think this is the best one they did. spacebiden is the shit!!!
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
You can be : “Lady …
You can be : “Lady Gaga”
I can be : “T-pain”
We can be : “Bringing on the boogie.”
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
i tried flaming …
i tried flaming some rolled lettuce…its not that good
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
This almost sounds …
This almost sounds like a Flaming Lips song. <3
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Nicole donknow …
Nicole donknow let’s throw it to Joe! XD
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
katie couric looks …
katie couric looks cute when she says lady gaga, i never thought of her as hot before, but now i’d pudge her fudge if you know what i’m saying
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Ga-ga-ga-God bless …
Ga-ga-ga-God bless America!
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Barack ObRama?
Barack ObRama?
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
The more produce we …
The more produce we come across, the more problems we see.
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
The Joe Biden from …
The Joe Biden from space part is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.